Posts tagged ‘funny’

May 7th, 2011

sweet

Today B-man and I were driving to the grocery store and he said “When the baby is born I think we should take turns getting up and taking care of her.”

And while I definitely appreciate the sentiment and the though, my response was:

“Cool, are your boobs going to start working then?”

It’s not really practical for him to have to get up, if I’m the only one who can feed the baby. Mind… if breastfeeding doesn’t work out then I will be all over splitting those nightly feedings.

I’m so thankful for such a thoughtful sweet husband, even if he forgets that his man-boobs don’t make milk.

Happy Mother’s Day to all those Mama’s out there! Keep on keepin’ on!

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March 11th, 2010

Jolly good…

My husband says some really odd things sometimes like:

“Some monkey tried to make the bed, instead he just flung poo on the wall. I’m never contracting my work out to a monkey again!“


Sadly that monkey was my husband, and I ended up making the bed. Thankfully there wasn’t any really poo. Again with the poo. Sorry. It’s all over now.


I wanted to work on (and finish) those Christmas Stockings I’ve been talking about.
Sadly, today was not the day.
I did work on them
I did not finish.

Why did I not even make a decent sized dent in this craft project?
I’ll tell you why…

Because I had to clean off the desk. This was no small feat.

Bran-man and I got in an argument over this desk piled high with stuff that hadn’t seen daylight in months. Then I cried. Then he tried to make the bed. His efforts were thwarted by those poo flinging monkeys.

Here is some of my sewing porn:
The fabric is the same line of fabric I used to make this quilt with my Mom!
Every one loves a good pair of scissors… right?
I sewed about half of the stockings, but I still need to do the stitching on the binding and sew the rest of them together. I’m kind of getting this hand of it now though. :) I wanted to make a tutorial for these stockings, but I don’t have very good measurements for them. I need to think this through a little bit more.

I did manage to make a decent lunch. But… now it’s dinner time. And I don’t really feel like cooking now. I made cashew chicken and rice for lunch. I really like rice.

Something good did happen today though! I rarely chat online any more, but on random chance an old friend of mine (as in, the relationship is old, not the friend) caught me online and we had a good little chat about school and work and babies and life, traveling and honeymoons and dogs and stuff. She lives in England, so I guess that last time I saw her I was…10… that was 12 years ago!

I think we will be going out for dinner. I am feeling kind of tense. My Spring Break is coming to an end. I have some homework due tomorrow.


The End.

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February 18th, 2010

Abolish Cold Toilet Seats!!!


So the other day I my facebook status said something about how I would give anything to have a heated toilet seat. And to be honest, it was kind of true. Our heat pump is broken for the time being, and the bathroom is most definitely the coldest room in the house.

Well, my sister-in-law saw my post, and promptly sent me this:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen… that is a toilet seat cover. And it is very warm. There is an inlay is of the cover being put to good use. Now, some might say “what about germs!?” well… it’s machine washable! My husband’s review was:
“You would expect some cold to still come
through… but it doesn’t. It was very warm.”
From the mouth of Brandan. It was a joke of a gift, but I really love it, and I don’t know why any one would sit on a cold toilet seat ever again.
The End.

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April 20th, 2009

On moving to Virginia:

Brandan (aka Hapmon) and I (Webstergirl) were having a lovely conversation earlier about the joys of moving north. This is my life.

Hapmon: I don’t like the idea of commuting, but I feel like it’s a necessary evil
Webstergirl: I know, it just seems more logical to live further south than to pay an arm and a leg to live up north.
Hapmon: no kidding!
Webstergirl: but, I love you, and if sacrificing my limbs will make you happy….
Hapmon: I understand… I’m trying to decide which will fetch a higher price. Your arms or your legs.
Hapmon: Maybe there’s a doctor that could help me appraise them.
Webstergirl: I’m going to guess the legs.
Hapmon: Ah… I do like your legs though, this will requie more deliberation.

True love.

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December 12th, 2006

I have a big bed

webstergurl06 (3:01:03 AM): do you still live with a parent?
Him (3:01:08 AM): yeah
webstergurl06 (3:01:12 AM): hehe
webstergurl06 (3:01:15 AM): lol
Him (3:01:19 AM): but you can stay in my room
Him (3:01:32 AM): i have a big bed
webstergurl06 (3:01:35 AM): woot!
webstergurl06 (3:01:36 AM): lol
webstergurl06 (3:01:44 AM): if I come down, I’m probably going to stay at Michelle’s
Him (3:01:50 AM): oh ok
Him (3:02:08 AM): dang got my hopes up then crushed them
webstergurl06 (3:02:11 AM): haha
webstergurl06 (3:02:17 AM): we’ll see what we can work out

eh… was that an attempt to get in my pants that I completely BLEW UP! hahaha….it didn’t even occur to me that he was coming onto me until…well…he’d left. haha. oh well.

hahahahaha… good times.

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November 22nd, 2006

Ice-be-gone


What in the world is that you may ask? Well, for a fee of $30.00 your own personal USB hookup can keep your drink cold! You heard me right, you plug it into your computer, and your drink is kept cold. No more having to get up to get more ice, enjoy your ice-cold beverage just where you are. This is the latest in computer-must haves!

hahahha….so…..yeah. Thats NOT what I want for Christmas!!!

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November 15th, 2006

3000 Heat Units Happier

Ha….hahaha…I can’t possibly laugh any more…

The first thing about this picture that is absolutely hilarious is the tampon and it’s…placement.

The second thing is the reference to his food consumption habits of last night.

aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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